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Saturday, October 21st, 2017
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| 4:30p | FIC: Feat. Pair: Katie/Marcus. Daisy-Gram, by becisvolatile Title: Daisy-Gram Author:  becisvolatileWord Count: 3589 words, complete Alternate Links to Fic: here Pairing: Katie Bell/Marcus Flint Rating: R Author's Summary: Katie has until midnight to find Marcus& or the Niffler gets it!! Author's Website: Bec's fic library Why everyone should read this: Katie is a so-called daisy-gram witht a very fitting uniform, ordered to find Marcus Flint and deliver a message to him. Imagining her in that custome alone is funny, add the crack-fic elements and you have a true comedy on your hands. If you're in the mood for a funny story, this is the one for you. It's a hilarious story that will have you laugh aloud at certain parts and snigger at least at others. Excerpt: Katie was about to do something stupid. Really stupid. Put-your-hand-on-a-hotplate-and-say-ow-w The fact that she was getting paid to be stupid didnt really ease the pain. This was her job. It was the only job she could get in the turbulent social climate. Voldemort was back, Quidditch seasons were cancelled across the country, leaving her only marketable talent useless, and she really needed the money. Its not like she had anything better to be doing on Valentines Day anyway. Well, that was a lie; she could be sitting at home sticking her wand in her eye and practising her conjunctivitis charms. That might be more fun, possibly smarter too. Four galleons an hour? Thats what this sort of bone-deep, hideous, nauseating mortification was worth? Katie looked at herself in the mirror. She wore a green spandex suit that covered every inch of her, yet seemed to conceal nothing. She caught sight of her bottom; possibly she could have done without that last bag of Bertie Botts Beans. Around her neck was a massive ring of plush yellow petals. She was a human flower. A Daisy-Gram. A walking, dancing, magic, singing message, spreading love and revolting sentiment for the day. Would somebody please kill her? Where was a pack of rabid Death Eaters when you needed them? |
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