Rebound Rug http://rebound-rug.urbanup.com/17551326
The neglected, untamed growth that follows after a long, sexless breakup. The victim has typically forgotten until their pants are lowered in front of their new partner, who is unable to see the tree through the forest.
A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell [Danglies], Loenely Lettuce, [Wishful] [Willows], Leafy Leftovers