Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books (smartbitchesrss) wrote, @ 2018-08-13 07:00:00 |
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Good morning, Bitchery! Or whatever time of day you happen to be reading this. We have some hot and fresh Cover Snark for you!
From Chelsea: Apparently I downloaded this book late one night whilst roaming Amazon half asleep (as you do). Suffice to say, the cover is…well, theres a girl with her eyes closed feeling some sort of way standing next to a very intent Fabio-esque male staring out from the cover, and one very forcefully erect male nipple doing the same. Badly-photoshopped covers are commonplace, and I rarely give them a second thought. This, though. Its something.
Elyse: He totally farted and she just noticed
Sarah: *sigh* “Again? We have another three hours to go in this photo shoot.”
“Just wait until I’m wearing the knight’s armor.”
Elyse: The echo&
Amanda: If the farts are bad enough in the armor, he might just pass out.
From Andrew: Half of his head is missing, and what kind of cyborg wears boxers? Sigh.
Elyse: Are we sure the planet isnt growing out of his head?
Amanda: From far away, I thought he was wearing a fedora tilted to the side.
Also, the image of two glowing balls is not lost on me.
Sarah: Nice balls.
From Caroles Cover Snark folder!
Sarah: I love that Carole has a desktop cover snark folder where she stashes covers that make her do a double take.
Dominus needs to see a Dermatologist.
Amanda: Ah…I see his problem. His insides are full of pine trees.
Elyse: Hes gonna need an ointment for that.
Sarah: Wait. WAIT. Is he PINING???
From Gloriamarie: Brandon’s bliss appears to be narcotic induced.
Sarah: That is a lot of fonts.
Amanda: The hero has since been updated. RIP First Brandon.
Amanda: Welcome, New Brandon.