Mid-week, I started getting Google alerts about GuestHouse Games, an “erotic fan fiction novel” […] starring the president and first lady Michelle Obama! (Gayle Fee, Boston Herald) It’s the product of U Star Novels, an Australian (or maybe UK?) company that produces “Personalized Novels and Books”, ranging from search-and-replace personalizations of, among other books, Anne of Green Gables and Jane Eyre, to adult romances. “GuestHouse Games” is one such, written as a generic fill-in-the-blank by Taya James; but it seems the owners of U Star got bored, and, well, there you have it.