Title: The One Where Orlando Is Not The Stealth Ninja He Thinks He Is Author: Jo (jo@fadedink.com) Fandom: Lotrips Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean Rating: PG Word count: 807 Summary: Orlando's attempts at being ninja-like are less than impressive. Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you& Author's Notes: The 3rd Day of Christmas for giselleslash and afra_schatz because they usually manage to give me combinable prompts for these two. :D Set in the same universe as Nog, Nogged, and Jingle Balls.