Title : Cultural Pursuits Author : bigtitch Rating : Adult for bad words Characters : Lyle, Ryan Disclaimer : No names, no pack-drill Spoilers : None Summary : Written for the primeval100 challenge It's Not Over
'I'm not doing that again.' Lyle grasped his mug of tea in both hands as though it could protect him. 'What? Sex with Lester?' Ryan asked. 'No, that's fine. It's the other thing.' 'What?' 'Opera!' Ryan started laughing. 'You weren't there. I'm at the fucking Royal Opera House being strangled by my own bow-tie, in cramped seats, next to a fat posh bint who was taking up most of my seat as well. The music starts up and it was OK until this fatter bird starts howling in German. In Wagner, when the fat lady sings it's just started!'