Title : Gentlemanly Conduct Author : bigtitch Rating : Gen Characters : None Disclaimer : No names, no pack-drill Spoilers : None Summary : Written for the primeval100 challenge. This is based on the rules for the Parliamentary charity pancake race which requires 'Gentlemanly conduct at all times'.
RULES FOR THE ANNUAL ARC PANCAKE RELAY RACE
The race shall take place over three laps round the lake. Handovers of the frying pan and pancake are at 200m intervals.
Competitors shall stay on dry land at all times. The pancakes shall be provided by Lorraine. No additions will be permiteed. The pans are not weapons. This is not a knockout competition, metaphorically or physically. No tripping, punching or tunnelling. No superglue, bubble-wrap, concrete, man-traps, bladed weapons or trebuchets. NO GRENADES.
I don't know what you're planning Lyle, but you're not allowed to do it.