|Wednesday, April 23rd, 2014|
|theweaselking @ 2014-04-23T13:02:00
|Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014|
|theweaselking @ 2014-04-22T22:36:00 Arthur Dent Baggins:
So your master plan was to make a big dwarf out of gold and then pour it on him.Thorin:
That was the gist of it, yes.Arthur Dent Baggins:
Your plan. Was to make a big dwarf. Out of gold. And then pour it on him.Thorin:
Look, in my defence, and contrary to every single rational expectation, we actually got it made, we got the dragon to come to it, and we even managed to pour it on him.Arthur Dent Baggins:
A big dwarf. Made out of gold.Thorin:
Jeez, what do you want me to say? I'm sorry, alright?This makes that movie sound way better than it actually was.
|Monday, April 21st, 2014|
|Oh Cheezburger, why are you stupid? "Meet the 12 Gods of the Internet"
The women: "Bitchy", "Slutty", "Bossy", and "Sidekick".
The non-white people: ZERO.
Yup. That's The Internet all right.
Movies with hockey-based serial killers:
1) Friday The 13th (parts 3 and higher)
2) Bon Cop Bad Cop.
Speaking of which, "Bilingual horror movies without subtitles":
1) Bon Cop Bad Cop
|Insert Hugo joke here.
|theweaselking @ 2014-04-21T19:52:00
|Thursday, April 17th, 2014|
"Aye, the compass doesn't point north - but we're not trying to FIND north, are we?"
(this is more than a decade old: I feel old.)
|Wednesday, April 16th, 2014|
|theweaselking @ 2014-04-15T18:03:00
|Tuesday, April 15th, 2014|
|Lying With Statistics 101:
|Hoverpony will SAAAAVE tumbling hoverhuman.
"Just grab the rope and we can go back to WHIRRRRR!"
|The importance of spelling.
|Monday, April 14th, 2014|
|It's rollover day!
Now entering our 10th year of broadcasting, with 17,788 posts, 115,243 comments received, 33,636 commments posted.
|Saturday, April 12th, 2014|
AHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh 90s movie, you so funny.
Movie: "You need to arrest me, I am the leader of a terrorist organisation..."
[cops do not immediately and permanently "render" him regardless of his mental state or the truth of any of his claims]
Me: "What the fuck? Oh, right, 90s."
For consideration: Heathers in The World Of School Shootings Rich White People Care About.