|Tuesday, September 2nd, 2014|
|Meanwhile in Germany
|theweaselking @ 2014-09-02T09:23:00
"I wouldn't mind a nice compliment," you say. The heck you wouldn't, guys. Pretend a compliment on your looks is a cheeseburger. Who doesn't like a delicious cheeseburger? Dudes love cheeseburgers.
Now suppose that every time you asked for anything, all day long, you got a cheeseburger. Hey, good morning, sleepyhead, here's a cup of cheeseburger to wake you up. Lunchtime is a cheeseburger with a cheeseburger. Smoke break: Light up a cheeseburger. Get home and open that envelope from the Department of Motor Vehicles, and instead of your new license, they mailed you a cheeseburger. Looking for the remote? Have a cheeseburger.
Some of these are really inherently unappetizing cheeseburgers, too, by the way, cold school-lunch gristleburgers with unmelted cheese, but that barely even registers, because no one in years has even asked you if you want another fucking cheeseburger. You're a dude; you get cheeseburgers. Everybody give this dude a cheeseburger!
- Mansplainer explains to men why commenting on a woman's appearance is generally not a cool thing to do in a professional context.
|Thursday, August 28th, 2014|
|theweaselking @ 2014-08-28T16:10:00
|theweaselking @ 2014-08-28T12:23:00
|Wednesday, August 27th, 2014|
|theweaselking @ 2014-08-27T20:28:00
|theweaselking @ 2014-08-27T12:15:00
|Wherein I do cheffery.
Remove bacon, add ground turkey:
Remove ground turkey, add vegetables:
Cook the rice:
Re-add ground turkey and diced bacon. Add broth:Dirty rice!
|Tuesday, August 26th, 2014|
Good submarine movies!
1. Das Boot
2. The Hunt For Red October
|theweaselking @ 2014-08-26T15:49:00
|theweaselking @ 2014-08-26T14:36:00
|theweaselking @ 2014-08-26T14:25:00 Eavesdropping through a smartphone gyroscope.
"Since iOS and Android require no special permissions to access the gyro, our results show that apps and active web content that cannot access the microphone can nevertheless eavesdrop on speech in the vicinity of the phone."
|Monday, August 25th, 2014|
|theweaselking @ 2014-08-25T12:14:00
|theweaselking @ 2014-08-25T12:10:00
|Sunday, August 24th, 2014|
|HoverBronco goes WHIRRRRRRRRRRR
|Saturday, August 23rd, 2014|
|Doctor Who, in a nutshell.
|Wednesday, August 20th, 2014|