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|Monday, July 28th, 2014|
when a person ignores the fact that the man they are dating is an asshole/abusive/worthless because they just want to be in a relationship or just want the sex. its the converse of the term pussy-whipped.
"see, a woman who's dickmatized says shit like 'oh, no no, he don't be hitting me, i just be walking into the punches and shit.' now thats dickmatized" -- Sommore
|Sunday, July 27th, 2014|
I went to the doctor yestetday, and everything was AG.
|Saturday, July 26th, 2014|
Star-struck. Hence stars as eyes.
Ah mah facking gawd, did you see that guy?
|Friday, July 25th, 2014|
It is the most simple yet awesome word, it simply means that you do not give a fuck
Danny goes by the motto #nofux
|Thursday, July 24th, 2014|
Cousin husband, a husband who is also your first cousin. Common in many countries.
Heba, wouldn't you love to have a cuzband someday soon?
|Wednesday, July 23rd, 2014|
|steppin on my dick
when someone disrespects your manhood.
chick: you can't even pay for dinner or kill a spider, what's wrong with you
guy: damn quit steppin on my dick!
|Tuesday, July 22nd, 2014|
Basically another way of saying that you gettin PAPER.
Omg ever since I got this job my purse has been heavy from all these oprah dollars!
|Monday, July 21st, 2014|
The female equivalent of a Guncle.
My Lesbiauntie Judy is awesome!
|Sunday, July 20th, 2014|
Flintstone feet is someone with feet that can walk on anything barefoot . Fred Flintstone didn't wear shoes and could walk,run on grass,dirt,concrete etc .
You see a girl walking down the road ,holding her shoes in her hand and feet are all dusty and dark. She has Flintstone feet
|Saturday, July 19th, 2014|
Whappened is a slang word used for saying "What happened?"
"Oh my God, whappened?!"
|Friday, July 18th, 2014|
Any time you reach for a smartphone to find an answer or solution on the internet in a time of crisis.
Dad had a mobile moment when he forgot how to tie his bowtie last week, but luckily YouTube came through for him.
|Thursday, July 17th, 2014|
To feel massively ashamed of past actions that you have personally done so that the suffered embarrassment tricks your body that you're about to have a heart attack. It is followed by episodes of further awkwardness and feeling uncomfortable for the rest of the day.
I looked at my yearbook today
And are you feeling nostalgic?
Not all dude.. the way I used to dress and my haircut were so awful it gave me a cringe attack
|Saturday, July 12th, 2014|
not quite dinner but definitely past lunch.
"Omg, I haven't had lunch and it's 3 o'clock, I'm fecking starving. I can't wait till dinner.... Fuck it let's get some dunch."
|Sunday, July 13th, 2014|
To discretely sniff ones underarms for stank before venturing out in to public areas as to not offend other with fowl body odor.
Hey man you ready to go?
Yea but first, let me take a smellfie. *sniff*
Yea we good, let's dip!
|Monday, July 14th, 2014|
A fun, strong, alcoholic drink to put u in a happy mood such as margeritas, strawberry daiquiries, mud slides, mojitos, etc
hey I'm going to jump in the shower, why don't you whip up some happy drinks before we head out...
|Tuesday, July 15th, 2014|
|bo$$ ass bitch
A boss ass bitch is a woman who goes above and beyond simply being a bad bitch. While she is not the baddest she is above several bad bitches an you can't step to her. She keep her money right, game tight, and she'll beat a bitch ass all night. Most ratchets like to call themselves Boss Ass Bitches when it is apparent is is not true.
She thinks she a bo$$ ass bitch. Someone needs to inform her that she is actually a basic ass regular bitch and best step correct 'fo she get lit up.