|Monday, March 10th, 2014|
Calm on the surface, paddling like crazy beneath.
When asked how you're doing, "just ducky" is a sarcastic way of saying everything is fine.
|Sunday, March 9th, 2014|
When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter
"They were supposed to be here like an hour ago, what gives?"
"I bet they got postboned"
|Saturday, March 8th, 2014|
|Alabama Hot Tub
When a person or group of people line the bed of a pickup truck with a tarp, fill it with water, and relax in it.
It's so hot today, I might have to grab a tarp and turn my Chevy into an Alabama Hot Tub.
|Friday, March 7th, 2014|
Having sex with a person from Texas. This word is particularly used for an attractive female considering there are a lot of them in Texas.
Guy 1: Dude I'm going to Texas
Guy 2: Make sure to have lots of Tex-Sex!!
|Thursday, March 6th, 2014|
|going man beast
Is a term used to describe a teen that didn't just hit puberty, he beat the shit out of it. When a person is called man beast, it is usually because he hit puberty before a lot of other teens.
Person : "Dang dude. You used to be all fat, but now your freakin ripped. Your going man beast! "
|Wednesday, March 5th, 2014|
|silent video chat
to video chat someone and not say a word. you mostly just stare at the screen and type things to the other person who is engaged in a video chat with you.
I had a silent video chat with kellie& not fun at all man
|Tuesday, March 4th, 2014|
An ass so juicy you just can help but sink your teeth into it.
Man, that girl so fine, she got a vampire ass!
|Monday, March 3rd, 2014|
|keep it https
Keep it on the down low. Keep it secret.
HTTP is plain-text browser/server communication. The S adds a security layer, making it very hard to intercept communications (i.e., keeping it secret).
"This global domination plan isn't official information yet, so keep it HTTPS, folks."
|Sunday, March 2nd, 2014|
To pull a lie off so great that it's worthy of a nomination.
Rashad pulled a Oscar last night, he broke down to tears and everything.
|Saturday, March 1st, 2014|
1. An annoying ex-reality tv star that manged to get everywhere on TV
2. Someone who has only starred in one thing in thier misrable acting career and spend the remains of thier pay in beer then do drugs to get noticed or shag a famous person. Often sighted on Celebrity Big Brother because they couldn't pay thier rent and got thrown in for the money and expect fame.
1. 'Hello I'm Jade Goody (Z-list celebrity)from Big Brother 4 and I've made a new diet so give me money to pay for my one room flat'
2. (With drunken exspresion) 'I starred in Doctor who, I was the guy on the left, then I was a police officer in eastenders, do you remember?'
|Friday, February 28th, 2014|
Ejaculating on someones picture/photo.
"Did you ever get to nail her?"
"No, but I find myself paying tribute to her yearbook photos quite often."
|Thursday, February 27th, 2014|
- The breakfast of true fraternity brothers which allows them to start off the day correctly. Although a very simple recipe it helps further separate bros from normal society.
- Broatmeal = oatmeal + milk + protein powder
Bro 1: What's up brah?
Bro 2: Not much brah, just eating some broatmeal, before I pound back some natty's.
Bro 1: That's chill.
|Wednesday, February 26th, 2014|
1. Sneezing so violently it causes you to shake, making it look like you are also having a seizure.
2. Sneezing and having a seizure at the same time.
I move a lot when I sneeze and it looks like I'm also having a seizure.
That sneeze was a sneizure.
|Tuesday, February 25th, 2014|
|urban renaissance man
a man with all the necessary characteristics and qualities to be complete. consisting of:
the smooth talking and 'make you feel good' skills of the player
the sexual pleasing abilities and protection of the parolee
to satisfy financially and be profitable like the professional
and to be sweet and caring and giving like the pushover
whereabouts are unknown as they are the hardest men to find.
Katherine: I want an urban renaissance man
Stephanie: Yea, so he can love me right .. in EVERY way ;]
|Monday, February 24th, 2014|
similar to time management; the ability to manage your tabs before they inundate the top of your browser and make it annoying to switch tabs
Matt: Ugh, I open a new window and before I know it, I have 10 tabs open.
Johan: Learn tab management, friend!