|Sunday, November 23rd, 2014|
1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.
2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.
2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
|Saturday, November 22nd, 2014|
|i just wanna talk to him
when you are going to punch or hurt someone
Guy to other guy, "nah i just wanna talk to him"
|Friday, November 21st, 2014|
|My Twitter account was hacked
English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.
Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.
|Thursday, November 20th, 2014|
A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.
George Michael is a total lumbersexual.
Yeah man, so is Don Johnson.
|Wednesday, November 19th, 2014|
nasty or unbearable, originating from the pot smoking community
that was a harsh toke of a cliff i just jumped bro
|Tuesday, November 18th, 2014|
Asking someone what they are up to. Exactly the same thing as "What's up?"
"Ay man, what's gucci?
"Not much mane, jus chillen."
|Sunday, November 16th, 2014|
|What's the damage?
Means how much does it cost, how much do I owe you.
Steve: "I'd like an eighth of that"
Chris: "Here you go"
Steve: "What's the damage?"
Chris: "Forty dollars"
|Saturday, November 15th, 2014|
When there are 3 urinals and the only one not taken is the one between the two.
Jamie: "You go to the toilet?"
Tom: "Nah, I couldn't. I got checkmated..."
|Friday, November 14th, 2014|
the things I would do to you
wow you are so hot. Ttiwdty
|Saturday, November 8th, 2014|
something people chant while running through the hallways at my school. It is sung just like the Ri-cola commercial
Everyone in room: e-bola!!!!!!
|Sunday, November 9th, 2014|
When a woman has her breasts surgically augmented and proceeds to display them in low cut tops, tight tops and without a bra as much as possible for every occasion.
Sue: "Oh no, do you see how low cut that top is? She is leaving nothing to the imagination!"
Jane: "Oh girl! She's got her party boobs out!"
|Monday, November 10th, 2014|
The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.
How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.
|Tuesday, November 11th, 2014|
The use of the tongue to find the opening in the top of a beverage can, when it's too dark to see.
While driving 80mph down the 87 freeway, Steve deftly applied cannilingus to drain the remaining contents of his Schlitz.
|Wednesday, November 12th, 2014|
When you get a reply from a snapchat you sent.
(generic duck face pic)
"wahey I got a snapback"
(generic dic pic)
|Thursday, November 13th, 2014|
Another word for taking a dump
After lunch I enjoy a healthy food press.