|Wednesday, December 4th, 2013|
An Alzheimer's Purchase is when you buy something online that takes so long to be delivered, you forgot you ordered it in the first place.
Girl: You like my necklace?
Boy: That's very nice! Where did it come from?
Girl: I bought it online, but it took so long to get here, I forgot about it.
Boy: Nice Alzheimer's Purchase!
|Tuesday, December 3rd, 2013|
Walking directly behind someone who is pushing through a crowd, to avoid having to push through the crowd yourself. Only works if you stay in the empty area directly behind the person in front of you. Usually done behind someone tall or buff.
Guy 1: "Dude, how did you get to class so fast?"
Guy 2: "I did some crowd slipstreaming behind that tall guy over there, it saved me a lot of time."
|Monday, December 2nd, 2013|
Cyber-sex. Online roleplaying mimicking sexual intercourse.
She wants to cyber with that loner
|Sunday, December 1st, 2013|
A group of people surround a lone person on the dancefloor and when appropriate begin twerking aggressively on the person in the middle. The tighter the circle during the twerk the better. It is typically performed during r & b or rap music.
Man how good was that Circle twerk last night.
Pedro looks sad and lonely, let's go give him a Circle twerk.
|Friday, November 29th, 2013|
Long winded, boring, nauseating, uninteresting description of an event or the story of someone's life.
She went on and on about her breakup with Joe. It was difficult to endure the story vomit.
|Thursday, November 28th, 2013|
Bastardization of 'Thnx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanks,' which is a bastardization of 'Thank You.'
<Biatch>: I killed your rabbit!
|Wednesday, November 27th, 2013|
An oral condition that is the undesired result of consuming too many sodium injected foods, such as ham. The main symptom of ham tongue is a perpetual and unquenchable thirst accompanied by a lack of saliva.
"Pass me your Gatorade, I can't get rid of this ham tongue." "I am exhausted, I was up all night with my ham tongue."
|Tuesday, November 26th, 2013|
A common cause of stress, often leading to paralysis and even death resulting from an overloaded email inbox.
Kevin sat down at his computer and froze in a state of inboxia as the 200 emails filtered in.
|Monday, November 25th, 2013|
To bury someones face in a pile of canine of love and affection.
"I was feeling down so my boyfriend took me to the pet store and gave me a puppy bukakke. It was the sweetest thing ever"
|Sunday, November 24th, 2013|
When a manager says "we" and means "you"
Bossman: We need to fix this
Wageslave: OK, should I set up a meeting for us?
Bossman: No, just do it. That was the "managerial we"; I meant "you"
|Saturday, November 23rd, 2013|
|go duck yourself
When you try to type "Go fuck yourself", but you auto correct turned it to that. Also can happen if you have large thumbs, and you type "go fuck yourself"
"Go duck yourself"
|Friday, November 22nd, 2013|
The disorder in which a person experiences excessive anger towards those who smack their food or breathe too heavily.
Rachel: "Dude, what's wrong with Tori?"
Truett: "Oh nothing, Sarah is eating and Tori is having some misophonia trouble."
|Thursday, November 21st, 2013|
Sieze the night. The oposite of carpe diem. Get work done durring the night and sleep all day!
Coders who are lazy during the day and code 'til 5 in the morning! Drink Bawls, stay awake!