|Saturday, February 28th, 2015|
Falafel that is heaven in your mouth. The opposite of falawesome is falawful.
The falafel at Pita Hut is falawesome! It's a nice change from the disgusting falawful that I've been eating.
|Friday, February 27th, 2015|
When one side of a lace becomes longer due to tying and untying.
These Chucks are suffering from Shoelace Drift! The right side of my lace is like 3 inches longer then the left, Man
|Thursday, February 26th, 2015|
An adjective that describes a relationship between an omnivore/carnivore and a vegetarian/vegan.
We can serve anything for dinner when the Smiths come over, they are bicurean.
|Wednesday, February 25th, 2015|
To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.
The man who sneezed while alone immediately blessturbated.
|Tuesday, February 24th, 2015|
A guy who tries to get with everyone. A player. A guy who will lie to a girl to make them hook up with them or send pics. They think they are the shit when they aren't. A guy who will only date a girl for their body. A total ass. A guy that will make a girl cry and laugh, and a guy who lies when they said I love you
Hey turns out he was a Fuckboi
|Monday, February 23rd, 2015|
A well intentioned person who repeatedly agrees to do some type of charity work, but ultimately does not follow through with the commitment, often with an excuse at the last moment.
Mary said she would help with this year's church picnic, but she's such a voluntease, so I'm not holding my breath.
|Sunday, February 22nd, 2015|
|turn down for lunch
What you say under your breath when you do NOT want to eat someone's awful cooking.
I puked when I saw my Aunt's atrocious black lasagna and muttered, "Turn down for lunch!"
|Saturday, February 21st, 2015|
|Shoe Box Money
Money saved or stored by a non-traditional method (inside of a Shoe Box) without F.D.I.C. protection, enabling easy fee-free banking from a secure private location, usually ones residence.
Penelope was perplexed at her friends concern over ATM fees or government oversight because her Shoe Box Money was self managed.
|Friday, February 20th, 2015|
Recently, many people have been saying "Shots Fired," when someone gives a witty remark or serious burn. Now, if you ever find yourself on the receiving end of one of these burns, you can say "Shots Received."
Evil Friend: "Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."
You: "Ouch. Shots received."
|Thursday, February 19th, 2015|
A big complex that has many giant TV screens. Known for overpriced food and drinks, so many people resort to sneaking snacks in
I saw a movie at the movie theater last night. I spent about 50 bucks on snacks alone
|Wednesday, February 18th, 2015|
When youre so stoned and you sway like a palm tree.
I'm so stoned palm treeing.
|Tuesday, February 17th, 2015|
|Nicholas Cage Syndrome
When you have the same facial expression no matter what emotion you're supposed to be showing.
Dude! Smile a little bit!
I can't, I have Nicholas Cage Syndrome.
|Monday, February 16th, 2015|
Frozen snots dangling from noses, created during cold weather.
People shoveling snow need to watch out for nosecicles.