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Urban Word of the Day's InsaneJournal:
| Monday, June 17th, 2013 | |
| 12:00 am | close enough for government work A phrase used to describe the quality of work difference of that of private enterprise and the government.
BILL: I think we should start over, we did not do such a good job. Someone may get hurt.
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| Saturday, June 15th, 2013 | |
| 12:00 am | friend jack When someone who is new to a social circle ends up becoming more important and loved in that group than the person who introduced them to said circle. Often times, the 'introducer' actually ends up getting kicked out of the group through a gradual phasing out. Most times friend jacking is the result of some inherent character flaw of the person who has been kicked out of the group. Nikki introduced Nelson to Chloe and Cathy two months ago. Now they're BFF with Nelson but don't even talk to Nikki anymore. She got friend jacked. |
| Friday, June 14th, 2013 | |
| 12:00 am | Poster's Remorse The feeling of regret after posting a particular item on Facebook, such as a status update, photo or video.
There's not enough likes on this post... I think I have Poster's Remorse! |
| Thursday, June 13th, 2013 | |
| 12:00 am | Slam Nom To eat a large quantity of food (usually unhealthy food) rapidly due to extreme hunger.
I didn't have any breakfast or lunch, so I totally just slam nommed a large pizza. |
| Wednesday, June 12th, 2013 | |
| 12:00 am | Hipster Cable The act of sharing passwords for sites such as Netflix, Hulu, HBOGO, etc, in order to receive similar passwords.
Larry: I just gave Dave my Netflix password and in exchange he gave me his Amazon prime password.
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| Tuesday, June 11th, 2013 | |
| 12:00 am | Dental Damn When a person has such bad teeth that it invokes a strong response. "Dental Damn! That chic has a ganked up grill!" |
| Monday, June 10th, 2013 | |
| 12:00 am | whistleblower
An insider who reveals an act, generally illegal, taking place, which the person committing the act would not wish to be public.
The CEO was sent to jail after a whistleblower who worked at the company leaked documents to the press proving illegal stock manipulation. |
| Sunday, June 9th, 2013 | |
| 12:00 am | Pringlelingus The act performed on a can of Pringles when pouring the chips directly from the can into your mouth; especially when using your tongue to get the last few pieces.
Stoner 1 - "Dude, I have a serious case of the munchies!" |
| Saturday, June 8th, 2013 | |
| 12:00 am | Red bull without a cause The act of drinking Red Bull when you are already wide awake, simply because you like the taste.
Jeremy: "John had a Red Bull with lunch today. Didn't even put any vodka in it." |
| Friday, June 7th, 2013 | |
| 12:00 am | devil is beating his wife This expression is used to describe the weather when it is raining and sunny, also referred to as a "sunshower." "Looks like the devil is beating his wife today," muttered the old coot as he felt the rain hit the back of his neck. |
| Thursday, June 6th, 2013 | |
| 12:00 am | government government is like a condom in that it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys subsequent generations, protects a bunch of pricks, and provides its constituents with a sense of security while they are actually being screwed.
... too many to list.
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| Wednesday, June 5th, 2013 | |
| 12:00 am | Smilezoned When you approach a member of the opposite sex to ask them out and they respond with a pitying smile. Robert confidently approached the blonde at the bar and offered to buy her a drink. She briefly turned to him, gave a pitying smile, then turned away as if nothing had happened. Robert, visibly deflated, slunk back to his friends. One turned to him sympathetically and said, 'Smilezoned again?' A dejected Robert nodded pathetically, then wept into his cheap off-brand vodka and cola. |
| Tuesday, June 4th, 2013 | |
| 12:00 am | Gift Card Millionaire A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.
Financial Advisor: Do you know your networth?
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| Monday, June 3rd, 2013 | |
| 12:00 am | justice boner The feeling of excitement when exacting petty revenge, or simply witnessing someone get what they deserve.
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