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|Monday, May 25th, 2015|
When two guys hang out together in a non-romantic fashion over dinner or a show. Also referred to as a "man date".
I was planning to take my wife out to see the Bostones with dinner beforehand. She bailed at the last minute, so I invited Eric and we went out on a dick date.
|Sunday, May 24th, 2015|
The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.
Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.
Eric: Why, happy ending?
Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.
Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...
|Friday, May 22nd, 2015|
A computer used exclusively for porn.
I have my desktop for work and my family tablet, or as I refer to it, my Jackintosh.
|Thursday, May 21st, 2015|
The chicken coop is the house or apartment where you keep all the drugs. (Mainly kilos of cocaine aka "chickens")
You never sleep at the chicken coop or do business there. Noone should know where your chicken coop is except for you.
We call it a chicken coop because that's where you go to lay your chickens down to sleep at night.
"Some fuck boys tried robbing the crib last night. Good thing I had the stash at the chicken coop."
"Got about 4 birds at the chicken coop fam, let me know if you want them take about a hour to get em.
"What's happening g"
"Shit fam at the chicken coop, breaking down these birds right quick"
Man I need to start moving some keys Bruh, got about 7 or 8 chickens all cooped up right now.
|Wednesday, May 20th, 2015|
short for "Downtown LA" or "Downtown Los Angeles"
Girl: Are you in Pasadena yet?
Guy: No I'm still in DTLA, it'll be about 4 more hours.
|Tuesday, May 19th, 2015|
Distance between 50 & 100 yards.
It's down yonder.
|Monday, May 18th, 2015|
|get these hands
Ur about to get your ass beat
James: Ur ugly nigga
Nick: Bitch ur about to get these hands!
|Sunday, May 17th, 2015|
|unring the bell
The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.
I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.
|Saturday, May 16th, 2015|
When you are at the breaking point of pissing or shitting your pants. You can't run because that would shake it all out.
Who left the shitty underwear in the men's room?
That guy doing the emergency walk a few minutes ago
|Friday, May 15th, 2015|
Abstaining from masturbation.
Guy: So do you like to play with yourself?
Girl: No, I'm mabstinent.
Notorious Fapper: I will try to be mabstinent because I'm ashamed of my nonstop wanking.