|Wednesday, December 17th, 2014|
A combination of the phrase "flying fuck"
Friend: I really like chocolate cheesecake!
You: I don't give a fluck
|Tuesday, December 16th, 2014|
the two indents on the lower back where the back bone meets the hips. aka sacral dimples, dimples of venus or pilonidal dimples.
I absolutely love back dimples & find myself staring at girls' lower backs all the time! (a bit strange I know) - very sexy!!
|Monday, December 15th, 2014|
If a male sends you this they are embarrassed by something. If a female sends you this it means something made them blush because they are in love with you
Boy: so what are you up to?
Girl: nothing much *hides*
|Sunday, December 14th, 2014|
the frustrated feeling of being on the brink of something fantastic but never actually tasting that satisfaction.
She teased me forever - I would have complained but it was the best neargasm of my life.
|Saturday, December 13th, 2014|
adj. - mediocre in level of quality; lying somewhere between OK (or fine) and barely tolerable in one's opinion.
Friend1: "How did you find the movie?"
Friend2: "it was mehkay. I at least stayed awake through its entirety."
|Friday, December 12th, 2014|
when stick deodorant is hastily applied to a hairy underarm region, resulting in chunks of deodorant becoming suspended in the mass of hair.
Every time he raised his arms, revealing those armpit dingleberries, I was horrifically mesmerized. I quickly became obsessed, both fearing and anticipating their next reveal.
|Thursday, December 11th, 2014|
|in their feelings
When someone is too caught up in their feelings and lets their emotions over-ride everything else in their life.
Aubrey: Hey Wayne, why did he punch me?
Wayne: they were just up in their feelings
|Wednesday, December 10th, 2014|
|Freshman at life
Someone who simply has no clue what they're doing in life. They have no common sense, and ask stupid questions, such as "how do I do laundry" or "what is online banking"
Person 1: I can't put my keys in the lock, it's not working!!!
Person 2: Maybe you should just turn it the other way?
Person 2: You know what? You're just a freshman at life.
|Tuesday, December 9th, 2014|
|Child of Divorce
1. When two of your friends who were previously dating break-up, you attempt to maintain your friendship with both of them without pissing off either of them.
2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout
John: I heard Carter and Jane broke up. That sucks
James: Yeah. They're both in my math class and I sit in between them. I feel like a child of divorce.
|Monday, December 8th, 2014|
Mixing up Ebola] and E-Coli. used by the under-informed population when trying to sound intellectual by talking about current events, but they get the two diseases confused and think they are the same thing.
My Grandpa cracks me up - last night after watching the news he declared to my Dad that "That damn Obama is to blame for this Eboli that's killing everyone, that's why he doesn't eat meat from Africa"
|Sunday, December 7th, 2014|
when your partner has sex with you to avoid listening to you complain about not having sex
Him: "Hey babe do you want to have sex tonight?"
Her: "Ok it's Sunday you're due for a maintenance fuck."
|Saturday, December 6th, 2014|
When your boyfriend is a loser and doesn't have a job so you set aside a couple hundred a month to give him
Haley- "What are you doing with those hundos"
Claire- "It's my boyfriend money! Ya know the money I set aside so he doesn't have to live on the streets!?"
|Friday, December 5th, 2014|
|i feel your nuts
i know what you mean
Boy 1: Yeah man, I can't stand that guy.
Boy 2: I feel your nuts on that one.
|Thursday, December 4th, 2014|
used to describe someone being exceedingly stupid or when someone screws up
Teacher: Joseph what is 2+43.
Joseph: Is it 69.
Class: YOU'RE LEARNING!!!
|Wednesday, December 3rd, 2014|
|on a thing
Being in a relationship that involves kissing etc and commitment but not being official
'You going out yet?'
'Nah, just on a thing.'