|Sunday, March 29th, 2015|
|keep it hangin'
Term used in basketball when a player hits a perfect swish, usually called out by another teammate or occasionally the douchebag that took the shot. After taking the shot you keep your hand in the same position it was in as the ball was released because the shot was just that perfect others playing want to see the form.
Juwan: *Hits perfect shot from 3*
Ben: "Thats what I'm talking about Keep it hangin'"
"Damn that shot was nice! Next time keep it hangin'!! "
|Saturday, March 28th, 2015|
JTM is short, text-messaging speak for: je t'aime ("I love you" in French).
This is popular in texting culture in French speaking countries.
Dan often sends his girlfriend, Michelle, a quick "JTM" text when he thinks of her during the day.
|Friday, March 27th, 2015|
a slang phrase usually said after asking a question.
a:"Do you want ice cream or naw?" (nah can also be used)
|Thursday, March 26th, 2015|
The rare awkward moment between two male acquaintances or friends when the parting gesture (handshake, fist bump, or bro hug) gets fumbled. This occurs most often either when one goes in for a bro hug and the other wants to shake hands, or when one goes for the traditional handshake and the other goes for some version of the urban handshake. The awkwardness usually lingers until your next parting, at which time you both slightly overcompensate for the previous confusion by first, deciding what form your parting will take, and second, executing it with decidedly more gusto than usual.
We totally botched our handshake last time.
Tots, brah, that was as ugly a braux pas as you're gonna see.
This time, it's a handshake, OK?
Sounds good. I was feeling a little weird about it, too.
|Wednesday, March 25th, 2015|
|Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel
Phrase used to xpress extreme suprise and shock.
Can be used to get attention and/or a cheap laugh
"screaming jesus on a ferris wheel! What the hell is that!"
"SCREAMING JESUS ON A FERRIS WHEEL!!!"
|Tuesday, March 24th, 2015|
|God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers
expression indicating extreme anger and/or
pain. see motherfucker
jayquan: yo nice kicks
jayquan: watch out for that pile of nasty shit!!......
shawn: what? aw, god damn motherfucking shitty fucking shit fuckers! i just bought these!!
|Monday, March 23rd, 2015|
when one person is in love with another and knows they don't love them back but just can't shut the f*ck up about it.
she: we really need to talk....
he: UGH!! ya know, we'd get along much better if you didn't speak.
(she can't help herself, she's in unrequieted love.....)
|Sunday, March 22nd, 2015|
It's upside down, upside down.
|Saturday, March 21st, 2015|
|tip of my thumb
Just about to hit send on a text message when you think better of it and stop
It was on the tip of my thumb to tell my mom how I felt about her new boyfriend
|Friday, March 20th, 2015|
To jack off under water in the tub where no one in the house can hear it. Plus it feels really good
Son - Mom I need to take a bath.
Mom - But hun, you just took one?
Son - I need to go underwater Jacking
|Thursday, March 19th, 2015|
a self-posted image to social media that features a flashy display of large quantities of money
What's up with the wealthy selfie? Who you think you are, P. Diddy?
|Wednesday, March 18th, 2015|
The time period in which to escape the friend zone (transfer out). The deadline is normally within one month after meeting someone. Transfer season reoccurs after every break up, when a new window of opportunity arises.
Jennifer met Andrew on the first of September during freshers week. It got to October the 3rd. Andrew was yet to make a move. Therefore he had missed the transfer season (he was stuck in the friend zone for the indefinite future). Jennifer started dating Harvey not long after, soon it was serious. A year later the relationship ended. Signifying the start of the next transfer season for Andrew.
|Tuesday, March 17th, 2015|
|You're aces with me
It means the person thinks highly of you, you have their respect.
I don't know who you are, but you're aces with me.
|Monday, March 16th, 2015|
Combination of "faux" and "hygiene" meaning when you half-heartedly wash your hands in a restroom. Your motivation is not actual hygiene but rather the social pressure to appear as if you actually do care.
I rinsed my hands with water and didn't use any soap: That's fauxgiene for you.