|Thursday, April 28th, 2016|
Having children that just aren't worth supporting
"Let the state take care of them, they're deadbeat kids"
|Wednesday, April 27th, 2016|
In the wake of the recent legalization of LGBT marriage in the U.S. , this gender-neutral noun refers to a person about to get married very soon or recently did so, for either LGBTQ or straight people. (synonyms: bride, groom).
For this rehearsal, I need the wedmates to go stand right in front of the minister and hold hands.
Yes, I am getting married next week...may I introduce you to my wedmate, Terry?
Congratulations to our new wedmates!
|Tuesday, April 26th, 2016|
|get your balls wet
The phrase get your balls wet is intended to indicate that one must go balls deep or balls out giving one's activity 100% effort
This task requires that you must get your balls wet
|Monday, April 25th, 2016|
A person who shares the most intimate details of their life/heartbreak/feelings with strangers because it's cheaper than mental healthcare, and not subject to the same bias or advice that the person could receive from someone closer to the situation.
Give me a drink, and I'm an emotional whore! (Give me good advice and I'll even pick up your tab!)
|Sunday, April 24th, 2016|
|dirty dick hands
When a guy finishes using a urinal and, zero fucks given, exits the bathroom without washing his hands.
I saw Bob walk out of the bathroom then high-five Tim with his dirty dick hands .
|Saturday, April 23rd, 2016|
When in absolute disgust one says "finna yack" meaning, I'm going to puke. Could also express disagreement or physical illness.
Ex. Person 1: "That Cheeto you ate was on the ground"
Person 2: "ew finna yack bro"
|Friday, April 22nd, 2016|
It's supposed to be a coy internet smiley face, resembling something like a cat, cuteness in nature.
I personally think it looks like a ballsack mouth.
Woman: Meow!! :3
Man: I'm gonna teabag your ass! :3
|Thursday, April 21st, 2016|
An occasional meat eater. Not a vegetarian, maybe not even intentionally avoiding meat.
David didn't even know he was a flexitarian at first, but he learned he was because he didn't eat meat every day.
|Wednesday, April 20th, 2016|
Short for organic meaning better than fresh. Also means extremely cool or dope.
Yo dude, those kicks are fresh!
Nah bruh, they're ganic!
Did you see that shot?
Yea man, it was ganic!
This salad looks extra ganic!
|Tuesday, April 19th, 2016|
|battery operated boyfriend (bob)
A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don't have a steady male companion and/or when he can't get you off.
Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).
|Monday, April 18th, 2016|
When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.
Anne: You haven't pooped in a while Craig, what's going on?
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!
|Sunday, April 17th, 2016|
Cum, semen whatever you call it when you nut
This girl I'm messing with wanted some uggs. I told her before that happened she had to swallow all the baby sauce
|Saturday, April 16th, 2016|
When you are tired/bored and sober, and fuck around too much and end up doing something you will regret
yo that was some Intense Fuckery when you licked your nipple the other day and sent it to us
|Friday, April 15th, 2016|
A classy, elegant, self-sufficient woman who carries herself with dignity and pride and takes no shit from any bitch, male or female.
Mila Kunis was an immigrant who came to America, with alomost nothing. She worked hard to achieve what she wanted in life and now she is a fancy bitch!