|Tuesday, April 21st, 2015|
|Office Hit List
A list of people with whom you work and whom you would also like to murder. But you never would because you're not a murderer so it's an "office hit list" instead of just a regular hit list.
By the end of the week I had so many people on my office hit list that the entire company would be dead if I were actually a murderer. Good thing I'm not.
|Monday, April 20th, 2015|
The act of attempting to court a shortie with the desire to acquire booty.
Joe: That girl over there is a bomb ass shortie, be my wing man when I go say wussup to her later.
|Sunday, April 19th, 2015|
|Instagram Prime Time
from 5 to 8 PM
the time of day during which Instagram will be the most active; for example the Instagram feed will be quickly updated and Instagram pictures will receive more instantaneous likes.
person 1: I'm thinking of posting this picture on Instagram.
person 2: Don't post it now, it's not Instagram Prime Time yet.
|Saturday, April 18th, 2015|
The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.
I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!
|Friday, April 17th, 2015|
|Driver's License Weight
The weight a person reports on his or her driver's license which is anywhere between 5 and 20 lbs. less than the person's actual weight.
"I'm cutting out carbs so that I can get down to my Driver's License Weight."
|Thursday, April 16th, 2015|
|Where they do that at
A more ghetto way of "Who does that?" when in a moment of surprise at someones actions
"Did that dude just pick his nose!?"
"Where they do that at!?"
|Wednesday, April 15th, 2015|
The act of having explosive diarrhea in close proximity to a toilet which results in fecal matter splatter on said toilet and nearby areas. Fecal matter splatter resembles the pattern of buckshot or birdshot. Usually associated with Radar Ass or Radar Butt.
Antonym: Immaculate Defecation
Guy 1 - Dude, I had such bad ED that I barely pulled down my pants and BAAMM. Bathroom Buckshot.
Guy 2 - Nasty, good thing we are at White Castle.
|Tuesday, April 14th, 2015|
|Living in sin with a safety pin
To have a child out of wedlock.
Living in sin with a safety pin.
|Monday, April 13th, 2015|
The act of looking very attractive to the opposing gender to lead them on to rejection
"Bruh did you see that pic lil junt posted on IG with them lil shorts" yehhh mane she thirst trapping.. Knowing she has a boyfriend
|Sunday, April 12th, 2015|
(n.) when a bro cleans his room solely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night.
Guy 1- "Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"
|Saturday, April 11th, 2015|
Having a realistic wet dream to wake up to hearing your parents having sex in the other room.
"Mike, I had an accidental incest the other night!"
|Friday, April 10th, 2015|
A pair of twins that subsequently go on to live as roommates.
We figured since we managed to get along so well in such a small space for 9 months, it would be easy to become wombmates again.
|Thursday, April 9th, 2015|
the Costco worker who checks your receipt as you leave
Costcops pretend to confirm what you've bought.
|Wednesday, April 8th, 2015|
|go down on
To go down on a woman is to start her off with nice, long, passionate kisses on the lips, and then down to her neck, and then down to her breasts where you have your pleasure with them, and then you kiss your way across her tummy, and finally, you have ultimate pleasure with orally pleasing her pussy.
"I want to go down on your sister."