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|Monday, June 17th, 2013|
|close enough for government work
A phrase used to describe the quality of work difference of that of private enterprise and the government.
BILL: I think we should start over, we did not do such a good job. Someone may get hurt.
WALTER: Don't worry, its close enough for government work.
|Saturday, June 15th, 2013|
When someone who is new to a social circle ends up becoming more important and loved in that group than the person who introduced them to said circle. Often times, the 'introducer' actually ends up getting kicked out of the group through a gradual phasing out. Most times friend jacking is the result of some inherent character flaw of the person who has been kicked out of the group.
Nikki introduced Nelson to Chloe and Cathy two months ago. Now they're BFF with Nelson but don't even talk to Nikki anymore. She got friend jacked.
|Friday, June 14th, 2013|
The feeling of regret after posting a particular item on Facebook, such as a status update, photo or video.
There's not enough likes on this post... I think I have Poster's Remorse!
In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have called that girl a whore on Facebook. Totally have poster's remorse.
|Thursday, June 13th, 2013|
To eat a large quantity of food (usually unhealthy food) rapidly due to extreme hunger.
I didn't have any breakfast or lunch, so I totally just slam nommed a large pizza.
Dude, I'm starving. I'm going to slam nom some pork rinds when we get home.
|Wednesday, June 12th, 2013|
The act of sharing passwords for sites such as Netflix, Hulu, HBOGO, etc, in order to receive similar passwords.
Larry: I just gave Dave my Netflix password and in exchange he gave me his Amazon prime password.
Tim: That's a serious hipster cable network your building.
|Tuesday, June 11th, 2013|
When a person has such bad teeth that it invokes a strong response.
"Dental Damn! That chic has a ganked up grill!"
|Monday, June 10th, 2013|
An insider who reveals an act, generally illegal, taking place, which the person committing the act would not wish to be public.
The word comes from the idea that the whistleblower is "blowing a whistle" to stop the illegal action that he/she sees.
The CEO was sent to jail after a whistleblower who worked at the company leaked documents to the press proving illegal stock manipulation.
|Sunday, June 9th, 2013|
The act performed on a can of Pringles when pouring the chips directly from the can into your mouth; especially when using your tongue to get the last few pieces.
Stoner 1 - "Dude, I have a serious case of the munchies!"
Stoner 2 - "Dude, I know! That's the third can you've performed Pringlelingus on."
|Saturday, June 8th, 2013|
|Red bull without a cause
The act of drinking Red Bull when you are already wide awake, simply because you like the taste.
Jeremy: "John had a Red Bull with lunch today. Didn't even put any vodka in it."
Jim: "Really? - A Red Bull without a cause?"
|Friday, June 7th, 2013|
|devil is beating his wife
This expression is used to describe the weather when it is raining and sunny, also referred to as a "sunshower."
"Looks like the devil is beating his wife today," muttered the old coot as he felt the rain hit the back of his neck.
|Thursday, June 6th, 2013|
government is like a condom in that it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys subsequent generations, protects a bunch of pricks, and provides its constituents with a sense of security while they are actually being screwed.
... too many to list.
oh yea, government.
|Wednesday, June 5th, 2013|
When you approach a member of the opposite sex to ask them out and they respond with a pitying smile.
Robert confidently approached the blonde at the bar and offered to buy her a drink. She briefly turned to him, gave a pitying smile, then turned away as if nothing had happened. Robert, visibly deflated, slunk back to his friends. One turned to him sympathetically and said, 'Smilezoned again?' A dejected Robert nodded pathetically, then wept into his cheap off-brand vodka and cola.
|Tuesday, June 4th, 2013|
|Gift Card Millionaire
A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.
Financial Advisor: Do you know your networth?
Gift Card Millionaire: Do you include Gift Cards? Because that would significantly affect the day I can retire.
|Monday, June 3rd, 2013|
The feeling of excitement when exacting petty revenge, or simply witnessing someone get what they deserve.
- "Hey, did you hear about the Westboro Baptist Church picketing a soldier's funeral this weekend?"
- "No, what happened?"
- "The police formed a barrier around the cemetery and arrested the ones that tried to get in. Gave me a raging justice boner."
- "Remember how Jeff has been stealing my lemonade on his lunch break?"
- "Yeah, why?
- "Well, today I filled the bottle with my own urine instead, and I saw him try to drink it, then run into the bathroom and puke. HUGE justice boner."