|Monday, September 22nd, 2014|
The act of deliberately misspelling or otherwise altering a forbidden word (typically profanity) so it isn't blocked by whatever filter that would usually censor it.
Forum Post: fvck u all
Reply: Nice censor dodge.
|Sunday, September 21st, 2014|
A condom. An umbrella for your penis preventing the cum outside.
Amy: Do you have the protection?
Ben: A cumbrella? Yeah I've already put it on.
|Saturday, September 20th, 2014|
When you get so high you just get TIREd.
Sorry I passed out last night after smoking. I was so Firestoned
|Friday, September 19th, 2014|
Similar to being friend zoned, only far worse.
While being friend zoned can sometimes produce a friend, being acquaintance zoned produces nothing.
Josh: So how did asking out Sarah go?
Larry: Not well at all. No interest.
Josh: Friend zoned?
Larry: Worse. Acquaintance zoned.
|Thursday, September 18th, 2014|
A selfie of your shoes
" did you see her shoefie on Instagram of her Chanel pumps?"
|Wednesday, September 17th, 2014|
|acting brand new
acting stuck up, funny, diffrent towards your peeps,
shae been acting all brand new since she hooked up wit dat white boi.
Camon be acting brand new now that he got some new kicks.
|Tuesday, September 16th, 2014|
|give it a goog
When in doubt of an answer to ones question, this would be the response given in reference to the search engine Google to help them find their desired answer.
Chanelle inquired about the location of the national capital of Lithuania.
Having no knowledge of the subject, Ian replied with a simple "give it a goog".
After said goog was given, the answer was located. It is in fact Vilnius, in case you were wondering.
|Monday, September 15th, 2014|
The act of unconsciously sticking ones tongue out while engaging in an activity that requires mental skill, physical coordination, and/or dexterity.
While playing basketball, Trevor is always sticking his tongue out, when going in for a lay-up. He has a serious case of coordination tongue! He better be careful. If he is elbowed in the jaw he's liable to bite it off!
|Sunday, September 14th, 2014|
A perfect, 140 character Tweet on Twitter.
Nothing feels better than crafting a perfect twoosh.
|Saturday, September 13th, 2014|
An attractive female discovered through the tinder dating application.
I saw this absolute tinderella on tinder.
|Thursday, September 11th, 2014|
Used to describe low quality videos
1:dude did you shot this video with a potato?
2:yeah i agree this video has the worse kind of potato quality
|Wednesday, September 10th, 2014|
An idea whereby all access to the collective Internets is equal. Where no limits on different throughputs or access to services are placed.
Senator Stevens on Net Neutrality:
The internet is not something that you just dump something on... It's not a big truck, it's a series of tubes!
You sir, are an idiot!