Urban Word of the Day's Journal|
[Most Recent Entries]
Below are the 15 most recent journal entries recorded in
Urban Word of the Day's InsaneJournal:
|Sunday, July 5th, 2015|
the eating habits of a methamphetamine/crack user
Have you seen Jane lately, she is looking very healthy now that she is off the Jennycrack Diet.
'Are you hungry, would u like something to eat there is more than enough here. or have u started that jennycrack diet again?'
|Saturday, July 4th, 2015|
catalogs made up of outdoor barbecue cookers and smokers mailed to men just before Fourth of July and Father's Day
Wow, I've got to show Mike this grill porn
|Friday, July 3rd, 2015|
a term to describe the actions of straight men who are afraid of showing any physical or emotional bond to the men they are friends with. This is akin to saying "no homo," and is a result of toxic masculinity and homophobia
"Why is Derek afraid of hugging Jonathan?" "He's got mad sausage fears, bro."
|Thursday, July 2nd, 2015|
enlightened; aware of the nature of the universe. Is a reference to The Matrix (blue pill or red pill)
"Wow, our philosophy professor is red pilled."
|Wednesday, July 1st, 2015|
on your eyebrow, the long curly hairs that protrude beyond the flat straight hairs
"Hey, checkout her savage brow bush! She has eyebrow pubes!"
"Jeez better let her know before someone calls her a funt-cace"
|Tuesday, June 30th, 2015|
|stage four clinger
When a girl sleeps with a guy once and he moves in and you can never be rid of him
He's such a stage four clinger, we hooked up once and now he's been at my place for 2 months.
The , yes.. gender-free way to call your bf/gf.
Nah, I don't think so. Thank you!
|Monday, June 29th, 2015|
Verb: the act of showing one's most ornate materials (i.e. Cars, jewels, clothes, weave, new nails) once said person comes into money, expected or unexpected.
Damn, Lexo been rich rolling like a mutha since she hit that lotto!
|Sunday, June 28th, 2015|
Pay per view stripper who uses snapchats snapcash feature to make money.
Kris: dam gurl how you make your money
Jenny: I'm a snaphoe
|Saturday, June 27th, 2015|
|No pun intended
Pun intended. (and now acknowledged)
Jack: "At least the farmer made it back to his roots. No pun intended."
Jill: "There's no chance that pun was unintentional."
Jack: "Yeah, I know. I just instantly feel like an annoying asshole."
Jill: "Good, you should."
|Friday, June 26th, 2015|
The female version of duck butter.
Guy: We ain't having sex right now. I haven't showered once on this camping trip.
Girl: Don't worry about it, my goose cheese will even the score.
|Thursday, June 25th, 2015|
when you look perfect and no one can tell you otherwise.
"I wear gold on my eyelids because i'm glitter af."
quote used from a video
|Wednesday, June 24th, 2015|
Narcisexual, rooting to the word of Narcissist (loving yourself), means you are only sexually attracted to yourself. (Also see Narciromantic)
"I think he's Narcisexual. He's never slept with anyone and he said he masturbates all the time."
|Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015|
When hashtags are spoken out loud.
Example of someone hashtalking: "They accepted my application! hashtag-boom. hashtag-slay!"
|Monday, June 22nd, 2015|
When you relate more to an occupation not your own.
Batman isn't a vigilante, he's just transoccupational.