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The Relativity of Awesome || Brendon/Spencer || R || ~8,650 words

2008-12-02T01:48:56Z

Title: The Relativity of Awesome
Author: buildyourwalls
Rating: R
Word Count: ~8,650 words
Warnings: Drug use and general boy fuckery
Notes: Thanks goes to sateenmusta and hellodolly123 for the beta and other help and to samedifference_ for listening to me whine about how to make this flow better. Originally this was for a Christmas prompt exchange, but it failed to meet the requirements, and I loved how this one ended up, so I kept it.

Summary: Spencer's being weirdly mysterious around the Christmas season.

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fic: Pete/Spencer AU

2008-12-02T01:01:14Z

Title: No Return Policy (follows Customer Service and Caveat Emptor, so you will probably want to read those first, if you haven't already, but it's not completely necessary)
Pairing: Pete/Spencer, Frank/Ryan, Jon/Brendon
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 11,000+
Summary: Spencer finally meets Patrick, Ryan and Frank continue to be awkward, Brendon stashes blenders under display tables to have an excuse to talk to Jon, and Pete tries to cockblock himself (only Pete, guys, seriously)
Disclaimer: This is not real. Except maybe for the part where Pete loves playing Twister. That might be real, who knows.

“Yeah, so, I totally pretended like we needed more blenders on the floor. Even though we really don’t, as you obviously know. I had to hide some of them in the next aisle to make it look like there was room. Seriously, Spence. I have resorted to stashing blenders under display tables just so I can talk to him.”

MCR

2008-12-01T23:45:08Z

TITLE: And if you think that I'm wrong this never meant nothing to ya.
AUTHOR: prettyodd_me
CHAPTER: 4/?
PAIRING: Gerard/Mikey
RATING: pg-13
SUMMARY: Mikey opens up to Frank.
DISCLAIMER: not real. Based on real events I didn't witness. Bob wasn't even in the band at the time.
WARNINGS: implied drug use, Waycest. Screwed with timeslines, and possibly wrong facts. Let's call it kind of AU.

part one/newpart two/newpart three/newpart four

bandslashmania @ 2008-12-01T20:00:00

2008-12-01T20:04:13Z

Title: Do you love me like you did yesterday?
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, Frank/Mikey & Gerard/Mikey :]~
POV: Alternating between Frank, Gerard and Mikey. Starts off with Frank's.
Rating: 13
Disclaimer: Fake as plastic boobies. Life isn't that sweet (:
Summary: I hated how they sounded so alike. Every time I heard Mikey call my name, my mind foolishly believed that he’d come back to me. But, he hadn’t. My mind knew that he wouldn’t… but my heart didn’t want to accept that fact... Leaving Frank behind, confused, distressed, rejected and depressed; Gerard disappears without any indication as to where he is going. Frank, having no one but Mikey to pull him through the rough times and wipe away his tears, starts to think he's falling for him. However, does Frank really love Mikey? Or is it just the fact that him and his brother are so alike that makes him so appealing?
Author's Note: First part of a new story :] Hope you enjoy it. PS. It involves lots of sexy pairings XD Had some problems with the cut. Seems to be fixed now. Sorry for the inconvenience.

franticmelody-x.livejournal.com/2321.html#cutid1

fic: Here Comes the Sun (All Was Golden In the Sky)

2008-12-01T16:37:29Z

This one is for vicious_remarks, who pitched the idea of beach fic with suntan lotion in her comment to Fever. And since that mental picture basically just made hotness explode in my head, I was very happy to comply. :-) Also, it gave me an opportunity to try out the Jon/Spencer pairing, so double smileys on that.

Title: Here Comes the Sun (All Was Golden In the Sky)
Authour: redorchids
Summary: 1½ oz Vodka, ½ oz peach schnapps, 2 oz orange juice, 2 oz cranberry juice.
Length: One-shot (2700 words)
Fandom: P!atD
Pairings: Jon/Spencer, Brendon/Ryan
Category: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: The only real things in this story are a) the actual beach where this takes place, and b) the cocktail recipe in the summary. All fun and games, no harm meant.

From somewhere above and behind his head, he hears Jon pop open a cap, and then a warm and heavy kind of weight settles into place at the small of his back, wet surfer shorts clinging to his skin and making him shiver slightly. Jon starts to hum something quietly under his breath as he pours the lotion onto Spencer’s skin, and it's a little bit like heaven after months on tour, with sleeping in bunks and drumming for hours every day.

Fic: Perfect Symmetry (Panic GSF)

2008-12-01T15:29:20Z

As some of you might know, the LJ that has been with me for roughly nine years, zarah5, was hacked and as a result suspended, and chances of me regaining control over it are close to nonexistent. Therefore, I’m currently (slowly, very slowly) working on making my new LJ feel like home and getting at least my stories back up, but it will take a while. Please be patient with me even if you saved the link to a story that doesn’t exist anymore.

Until then, here’s a new story (particularly clever working title: GSF!Berlin!Fic).

Perfect Symmetry

Pairing: Panic GSF aka Brendon/Jon/Ryan/Spencer
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~46’000
Note: Somewhat inspired by the story behind the new Keane album, which is also where the title is from.

Summary:

>> “Actually, yeah,” Brendon says. “That’s kind of what I wanted to talk to you about. I’m. Thinking of doing a solo album.” <<

Or: The one in which they have to relearn each other. (Set some time after an imaginary 3rd Panic album.)

[Link to Full Headers & Part i.-iii.]

Fic: Posing in a Ballroom [1]

2008-12-01T11:12:37Z

Here's the first chapter to a new story of mine. It will be posted over on SATD as well as my writing journal.

Posing in a Ballroom
by arctic_grey
Hearts colliding with others hearts
(i.e. Ryan/Brendon, Brendon/Spencer)
118,000 words and counting
Overall NC-17

Summary: They have it all: money, fame and a strong foothold in the New York scene of the young and the beautiful. But past the exterior, they are struggling to survive and keep their secrets to themselves as lines between lovers, friends and enemies begin to blur together.

Master Post
Chapter 1 (5,700 words)

FIC: My Favorite River In Egypt

2008-12-01T07:48:46Z

Title: My Favorite River In Egypt
Author: dracopet
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Primarily Gabe/Bill but also some Trav/Bill
Word count: Just over 6700
Summary: Bill is his ex, and also the number one reason Gabe doesn’t believe in the ‘we’ll stay friends’ thing.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Bill and Gabe own themselves.
Author's Notes: Sequel to Legends Of Swanson Commons (A College AU). Takes place at Augustana College. I go there! Sadly, La Tequila does not exist and there are not nearly this many gay guys. Feedback very appreciated!

Fic is here.

Panic Ficlet

2008-12-01T03:28:29Z

The World's Got Me Dizzy Again
Ryan always thought that when they ended things, it’d be with a bang. A screaming fight, angry words that couldn’t be taken back. He’d never thought it’d be just a quiet concession that they didn’t love each other anymore. A simple good-bye in a relationship that had always been anything but.
Ryan/Keltie, Brendon/Ryan|Pg-13|1,950 words|Un-beta'd, because I'm lazy.

You'd think after 22 years, I'd be used to the spin.

Fic: You'd keep me honest

2008-12-01T00:35:59Z

You'd keep me honest
Author: megyal
Pairing: Matt Mixon/vampire!Andy Hurley [+ FOB & FC]
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~7,500

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, written for fun and not profit. Persons mentioned own themselves.
xposted: bandslashmania | wi_hxc

Fic: Till You Make It

2008-11-30T23:54:55Z

The high school AU, for harriet_vane, who waylaid me in chat and demanded a story. Thanks go to sociofemme for the beta, and to everyone who ~~got spammed with~~ saw versions of this story while I was still working on it.

Jon/Brendon, PG-13, ~23000 words

Jon scratches at the back of his neck. "No! I wasn’t thinking like that, exactly, just – I need someone who I can act like I’m into enough to get Tom and Greta off my back without –"

"Without actually being into them," says Brendon.

"Well," says Jon. "Yeah." He grins ruefully. "It sounds kind of bad when you put it like that, dude."

Till You Make It

bandslashmania @ 2008-12-01T00:11:00

2008-11-30T23:11:37Z

The Let's Objectify Ryan Ross' Hands Challenge

Romeo:

If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

Juliet:

Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,
Which mannerly devotion shows in this;
For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,
And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.

Fic

2008-11-30T18:56:11Z

Words left unspoken
Ryan/Jon
1,500 words
R
Disclaimer: not real.

It’s not like they don’t talk, because they do

Brendon/Ryan, NC-17

2008-11-30T18:48:50Z

Call It Home
Brendon/Ryan
NC-17; 4000 words
a bit of tension + a bit of schmoop + a bit of porn

It's late when Brendon's flight gets in, but McCarran is still spilling over with people. And that, Ryan thinks, is going to be a definite problem--because Brendon will want to have his hands all over him as soon as he sees him

fic: Take It Off, Stick It In, Etc.

2008-11-30T17:11:34Z

Author: adellyna
Pairing: Pete/Ryland
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6700
Summary: In which Pete and Ryland make a porno the first time they meet because Gabe has poor decision-making skills, Pete has excellent friendship skills, and Ryland is annoyed that Gabe won't shut up and let him finger him.
Warnings: Adult content, but no angst, death, or fetishes to speak of.

If Pete is known for his tireless efforts in the field of romantic disaster, then Gabe has found equal prestige in the area of questionably legal shenanigans. More simply: he has a gambling problem.

Slightly less simply: he owes someone unpleasant something in the area of seven thousand dollars, and he predictably lacks the resources to repay it.

Add a few threatening phone calls, one set of slashed tires (Pete's, which is the most annoying part), and two six-packs of beer. Shake well, and a solution only Gabe could come up with appears. It's almost like magic.

"Dude," Gabe slurs, gesturing expansively with his beer, "I've got it. Porn."

bandslashmania @ 2008-11-30T14:54:00

2008-11-30T14:03:09Z

kissy kiss in the rear view
(Brendon, Spencer; 1500 words)

Wake up, Brendon thinks.

The lights change to green and Brendon steps off the sidewalk. The ground beneath his feet cracks in several places but he keeps on walking, they all keep on walking. When the sky cracks in half, a spider web of tiny fractures creeps all the way down until it spills all over the street.

if all our life is but [panic gsf]

2008-11-30T06:17:48Z

title: if all our life is but
author: formerlydf
pairing: Vague Panic GSF; it's there, if you're looking.
disclaimer: Nope, not true. Really. At all. Title from Northern Downpour.
notes: For sekkritbandomlj, who is now contractually obligated to write me clerkfic. Thanks to annon_of_rhi for reassuring me that it was not far too absurd to exist. (Also, thanks to alex_boylove, who I feel is in some way probably to blame for everything I write.)

Ryan's English teacher says that ambivalence is a mark of greatness in poetry. If Ryan were a poem, he would be great. As a person, he's nothing special.

bandom kink challenge

2008-11-30T02:02:31Z

Just a reminder that sign-ups for sosodirty, the bandom kink fic and art challenge, close tomorrow, so you have just over 24 hours to make your claim! Remember, the fic and art deadline isn't until February 8th, so you have plenty of time to write (or draw) after the holidays!

Interested? More info can be found here!

June 18th.

2008-11-29T23:17:16Z

Title; June 18th - Part Two.
Pairing; Frank/Gerard
Rating; PG-13, maybe?
Word count; 944
Author's Notes; Thank you to everybody who commented =] Did I do good? *facepalms*

Part One.

Part Two.

Ficlet: Homecoming

2008-11-29T18:36:43Z

Homecoming
Pairing: Brendon/Shane
Rating: R
Warning: s/D content

He’s looking at the carpet, and their carpet is not all that enthralling, so Shane gives him to the count of ten to look before he tips Brendon’s chin up and says softly, “Hey.”

Everybody Needs A Place to Start, Spencer/Brendon, NC-17

2008-11-28T20:37:10Z

Title: Everybody Needs A Place to Start
Fandom: Bandom - Panic at the Disco
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~3900
Disclaimer: Googling yourself is bad, kids. Step away from the computer and this sack of lies.
Notes: Pre-pre-prequel to Somewhat Shy of Definition and Still Unheard Though I Listen. Where it all begins, with Brendon and Spencer.

Brendon is quiet all through rehearsal, and Spencer frowns at the dark circles under his eyes. They've all gotten better at reading Brendon over the past few weeks. That, or he's gotten worse at hiding things from them.

bandslashmania @ 2008-11-28T20:47:00

2008-11-28T19:52:28Z

Title: Just a Silly Plan
Bandom: Simple Plan
Pairing: Pierre/dress!David
Rating: PG-13
Summary: He has spent days thinking about how to make Pierre notice him in a different way and he just hit on this idea this morning. It’s very simple and very stupid at the same time, but David couldn’t think of something better.
POV: Third.
Words count: ~2,500
Disclaimer: This is purely work of fiction, never happened in real life.
Beta: onlylirael
Warnings: Sweet stupidity, much fluff, cross-dressing.
Dedication: for blackeyedwicca Thanks for idea :*
A/N: My late and lame attempt in dress!David. I enjoyed writing it, I hope you will enjoy reading ^^

here @myjournal

bandslashmania @ 2008-11-28T16:16:00

2008-11-28T16:16:25Z

Title; I Don't Think We Have A Choice
Pairing; always-a-girl!Brendon/Ryan
Rating PG-15
Summary; Mrs Saunders was outraged as she walked back in to the main body of the shop. She’d been working there over 20 years and she had never seen anything like that.
Author's Notes; This is set in an alternate universe, an excerpt from a bigger story I'm writing, with always-a-girl!Brendon where she is still in Panic, best friends with Lyn-Z and Vicky-T and married to Mikey Way. Yeah, so obviously so close to true life it's scary. =P

then something changes my world, the most beautiful girl, right in front of my eyes.

bandslashmania @ 2008-11-28T16:04:00

2008-11-28T15:05:48Z

miles to go without blinking
(Jon/Brendon, 2200 words)

When Brendon turns twenty three, they're in the middle of recording their third album.

fic

2008-11-28T11:18:45Z

Written as a [belated] birthday shout out for foxxcub.

Title: sometimes, you're that guy.
Pairings: Jon/Spencer
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2039
Summary:Spencer wakes up with a dick drawn on his face.